Tomorrow is the day. Hubs is taking one for the team and getting a VASECTOMY. It's crazy to say it out loud. Up until recently, I never would have thought that my husband would ever, ever get that procedure. It just sounded barbaric to me. Through the years, whenever someone I knew was getting one, the same thought would always come to me- "wow that wife is such a bitch to ... Read More
The New Fanny Pack
fan·ny pack noun NORTH AMERICAN noun: fanny pack; plural noun: fanny packs a small pouch on a belt, for money and small articles, worn around the waist or hips. The bum bag is back! Festival-goers embrace the Nineties accessory via Daily Mail I read this article the other day and it got me thinking. My next bag purchase will be a fanny pack, aka a ... Read More
You Know You’re a Working Mom When…
You think Kraft Easy Mac is one of the best inventions in the modern world. Mornings are auto-pilot and by the time you actually get to work you have no idea what just happened. Your cubicle or office is the only place you can sit in peace. Going to the bathroom at work is something to look forward to because it's a fact that you can pee without tiny eyes watching! Your ... Read More
I Will Never Give Up Biggie
Getting old scares me so bad. Like, I can't even think about it without getting anxiety. Yes, I know it is a part of life and there is nothing I can do about it. But for me, it is terrifying. Turning 35 was a bit of a wake up call, realizing that my next milestone is 40. Thank God that the media blows up the whole "4o is the new 30" expression because DAMN I do not want ... Read More
Selfish
It was the perfect plan. A family night at the gym. Scarlett in the jogging stroller while hubs, me and DJ walked and jogged around the indoor track. My new playlist was ready to go. I figured if we were there for 45 minutes to an hour it would be a success. We would burn a million calories, sweat and have the best workout. Once we were finished, we would hop in the CRV and ... Read More